How to Not Die by a Thousand Cuts. Or, How to Think About Software Quality

2 hours ago (evalapply.org)

If there is a place that is hiring and cares about Software Quality, I'll take a 70% paycut to work there.

Hey Siri, is my app doing what I wanted it to do?

  • Siri: Yes, but each action takes 10 minutes to resolve and your users are jumping out of their windows after dealing with your software.

    Programmer: Great, my software works!

    • Hey Siri, my software isn't doing what I wanted it to do. Confirm PRD did not include 10 minute wait times and send my IQ test results again please.