Comment by ButlerianJihad

There is a chain of clinics here called "Emergency Chiropractic" and they advertise how they take insurance and get your adverse diagnosis fast, fast, fast.

https://youtu.be/kOzwC5j7UkA?si=sHdHJzzEdn-E2a_N

And their mascot is literally a duck! I think it took me ten years to figure out the quack part here!