Every fucking website: 2026 edition

2 days ago (op.tngl.io)

This is almost exactly this website [0] which is also on the frontpage of HN. Wow.

0: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49297469

It's not a Claude generated website without at least one `backdrop-filter: blur(1000px)` element that slows older machines to a crawl

Needs a cookie banner, 3s delayed sign up to our newsletter and enable push request

This needs bluish dark mode with accent color and pills with a little rounded colored border on just the left side.

> $ curl -fsSL install.sh | sh # you'd be stupid to run that, slop or not

I wish more people would point this out.

  • I still haven’t seen anyone point out how this is more dangerous than running an executable that you obtain any other way.

    • you can detect `curl | bash` server-side and serve a different payload for those (compared to curl -O file, wget etc), hence its an effectively undetectable attack vector.

      Executables on the other hand can be inspected and prodded, so the likelihood of something going amiss and consequently security agencies finding out about it is significantly higher.

      neither of those is secure of course, we're just discussing different levels of dangers. And curl|bash being worse, albeit not that much

      (and the -L here is the extra cherry on top. piping a redirect to a shell is just monkas)

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The fact that I can see it with JS disabled really breaks immersion here.

  • I expected cloudflare turnstile and if that happens to work, flashing gray bars to "compensate" for an absurdly long loading time.

Why does the HN title say “2026 edition” when the page itself says “Slop edition”? We aren’t supposed to editorialize titles here.[0]

https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html

  • Because there's been a recent submission titled "Every fucking website (2020)", I guess.

    • That is adding a year to the end of the complete title of the article, which is a thing often added to older articles to provide additional context. This is replacing words in the article's title with different words, which, as I said, is counter to the stated rules of the site.

      If the title was "Every fucking website: Slop edition (2026)," I wouldn't have made my comment.