Comment by jakzurr

My dream: "Good evening, sir. May I take your coat?" "Dinner will be ready in about 20 minutes. Your guests said they will be arriving very shortly" "May I serve you a drink while you relax in the sitting room?"

The reality: "Good morning sir. Would you care for some assistance getting out of bed?" "Please let me know if I can give you any help with your morning routine." "Your low salt, heart healthy high fiber breakfast is ready now, and I have all your pill bottles lined up on the table for your approval."