Comment by walrus01
2 days ago
There's a guy in the US military intake processing facility (MEPS) whose job is, among other things, to inspect your bunghole
https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=MEPS+assh...
But more serious and non joking answer, the new thing from the "department of war" is testosterone level lab exams for existing servicemembers.
https://news.google.com/search?q=US%20military%20testosteron...
so... for military grade identification systems instead of face photo with id document next to it, you make banghole photo with id document next to it?
It's all good and fine until a scan of your combined face ID / bunghole ID is for sale on a russian based internet crime forum.
https://www.google.com/search?num=10&client=firefox-b-d&hs=Y...