Comment by dpark
1 hour ago
You take a picture of your wife with your phone. You show it to a coworker. They tell you that your wife looks like a reptile wearing a rubber face mask.
Your reaction is?
a. “Yeah, the slight over processing definitely turned my wife into a lizard person.”
b. “Fuck you.”
I would be insulted. My wife is a Grey. She permanently morphed out of reptilian form 222 years ago.