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Comment by dpark

2 hours ago

You take a picture of your wife with your phone. You show it to a coworker. They tell you that your wife looks like a reptile wearing a rubber face mask.

Your reaction is?

a. “Yeah, the slight over processing definitely turned my wife into a lizard person.”

b. “Fuck you.”

I would be insulted. My wife is a Grey. She permanently morphed out of reptilian form 222 years ago.