Comment by EA-3167
16 days ago
Perjuring yourself into a felony to avoid a $500 fine on a misdemeanor sure would be a choice, I'm not convinced it's one frequently made.
16 days ago
Perjuring yourself into a felony to avoid a $500 fine on a misdemeanor sure would be a choice, I'm not convinced it's one frequently made.
It's not (convictable) perjury if it's what the government tells you to say.
That’s not how this works, maybe you should learn more about how plea deals and testimony work in practice.
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