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Comment by abustamam

8 hours ago

That's wild! I wonder how far I could get at a place like that by saying random things trigger me, like "don't call it a sprint because I once tripped and broke a tooth while sprinting" or something like that. Make an entire organization change their jargon and use fun words like "this is our two week adventure!"

I once told someone that they shouldn't use 'flesh out an idea' because it's offensive to skeletons.

  • In a previous job, in whiteboard sessions, one of the team would always refer to something as the "final solution" and I could never tell whether he was doing it on purpose or not

Why not try… master is now main after all

  • I once had a software manager who used "master/child". He had a previous stint as a teacher at an English private school.

  • Yeah but in that case main is shorter, still understandable, and has the same autocomplete. It’s actually an improvement.

That may be the game that others are playing. I always wonder how much of this is other countries paying agents to spoil the productivity of the West, as a retaliation for unmerited wars we do to them.