Comment by TZubiri

> The hospital should have IT staff that know to purchase a static IPv4 IP

I purchased a static IPv4 IP, and they made the CGNAT IP static.

I thought about making a blog post about it, but I realize there's so much nuance and details. I can't tell if it's just venting about work, or a genuinely interesting clusterfuck in some forlorn corner of the new world.