Comment by dsirijus

Upvote for not taking this seriously.

But no, I don't have office, don't usually drink (can't, destroyed a bunch of parts of digestive system).

occasional great non-literal-ass-licking salespeople No. To be perfectly honest, no. Not once. They're pretty disgusting to me.

genuinely great marketing agencies Sure. Rarely, but yes. They don't do FB Ads and AdWords tho.

I'm quite proud to have been told I came in second with pitches against a few agencies I'm particularly impressed by in my small space here… But I will beat them one day, Oh yes…) I'm happy for you being happy and enthusiastic. I was once too. But, I'll take the liberty to advise you - leave the space. Immediately. It's a sulphuric pit. You don't age well there.

Well, all that doesn't hold water unless you're on of them. Are you?