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Comment by spiritplumber

11 years ago

A project manager at Google was upset that my 'bot literally ran circles around theirs (it was 2010, Android based robots were just starting) and told me that I was just a hobbyist and my project did not exist.

So I gave him one of the spare logic boards (open design anyway). And wrapped my hand around his. And squeezed. And asked him, if it doesn't exist, why is it making you bleed?

He watched impotently as the people who had been invited for the presentation played with my robots and ignored his as two of his guys tried to get it to work.

I finished the two projects I was doing with Google and did not call them again.

(Before you downvote: Yes, there is some video, and I consider the small amount of pain I inflicted that day a kindness compared to the much greater amount of pain that an engineer is in danger of enduring if he says things like "This thing that is in front of me, it does not exist", especially if he works with big machines).

You do realize you're coming across as a literal psychopath, right?

  • No, a psychopath would've done something out of revenge.

    I was doing something to remind an engineer that the physical world is of paramount importance.

    A bit of bleeding and embarassment in 2010 as a reminder that things that are there, are indeed there, is better than being pulped by heavy machinery that "shouldn't be there" but is anyway in 2018.