Comment by waste_monk

  You walk through the woods for several minutes, before you come across a large
   group of orcs. They are all sitting around a fire, drinking ale and eating meat
   strips.
  "Hey! What are you doing here? We were supposed to go kill some giants!" one
   of them exclaims
  > kill the orcs

  You quickly turn around and shoot an arrow into each orc's chest, killing them
   instantly. You then run over to the campfire and stab yourself repeatedly in
   the stomach with a knife, before finishing off by shooting another arrow into
   your heart

Hmmm.