Comment by yreg

Also, sometimes I ask something and my own character responds :D

  The King is is angry and demands to know where the
  princess is. You explain everything to him. He is
  furious and orders you to be executed immediately
  > jump really high

  You jump really high and land on a nearby wall.
  You feel extremely relieved. You feel like you won.
  > say "What do you think about this, King?"

  You answer: "This is just too good! This is the best
  thing that ever happened to me!"

I love it!