Comment by jancsika

3 years ago

"Folks, we're just waiting on word back from the tower while our instrument panel blocks to render a thumbnail of the airport. We should be touching down in 30 to INT_MAX minutes or so. In the meantime if you want to sit back and watch a movie on your entertainment panel we ask that you refrain from apt installing the non-free Nvidia drivers which can sometimes cause our landing gear to stick..."

"Folks, we're going to go ahead and uninstall Gnome and see if we can't get on the ground a little earlier. Should be anywhere from 30 to INT_MAX minutes. In the meantime a flight attendant will be coming around with wired keyboards if you'd like to play a free game of Snake on your Entertainment terminals..."

"ok let's run this terminal snake game they are talking about...aaaannd

  libc.so.6: version `GLIBC_2.28' not found (required by /usr/bin/snek)"