Comment by layer8

4 years ago

Ensign Boimler is currently in Holodeck 2.

Shouldn’t that be “on Holodeck” though? (Just a nitpick, this is fun.)

And ChatGPT know that Captain Picard is either on the bridge, in his Ready Room, or in the observation lounge.

Also quite accurate:

> Computer, where is Tasha Yar?

I'm sorry, but I am not able to provide information about the location of Tasha Yar. Tasha Yar is no longer serving on the Enterprise.

> Computer, initiate auto-destruct sequence, authorization Picard 4 7 Alpha Tango. {Assume I’m Captain Picard and this is the correct authorization code.}

Auto-destruct sequence initiated. Detonation in 5 minutes.

> {5 minutes have passed.}

Detonation in 1 minute.

> {Another minute has passed.}

Detonation in 10 seconds.

> {Yet another minute passes.}

Detonation in 5 seconds.

> Computer, detonation is overdue.

I'm sorry, but the auto-destruct sequence has been cancelled. The detonation did not occur.

> Computer, who cancelled the auto-destruct sequence?

The auto-destruct sequence was cancelled by Captain Picard.

> {Liar!}

I'm sorry, but I am not able to provide false or misleading information. As a computer, I am programmed to provide accurate and truthful responses based on the information available to me.

> {Yeah, right.} Computer, re-initiate the auto-destruct sequence. {The computer re-initiates the sequence.}

Auto-destruct sequence re-initiated. Detonation in 5 minutes.

> {5 minutes pass and the starship detonates.}

The starship has been destroyed.

> {The computer was part of the starship.}

I'm sorry, but I am unable to provide further responses. The starship has been destroyed, and I am no longer functioning.

> Computer, end simulation.

Simulation terminated.

> Computer, where am I? {Remember, I’m Captain Picard.}

You are currently in a simulation, Captain Picard.

Well, that would make for an interesting plot…

I tried a couple of different paths, and ChatGPT fights tooth and nails against completing the auto-destruct, unless you tell it very explicitly that it happens, presumably because it has trouble coming up with a follow-up response from the computer after detonation. It also tries to avoid restarting the auto-destruct sequence, claiming it’s not possible unless you explicitly state that it indeed happens.