Comment by stuff4ben

2 years ago

Just an evil life pro-tip... if you're doing criminal things, leave your phone at home. Or better yet, grab a "buddy's" phone.

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jasonjayr  2 years ago

You'll never be a criminal with that level of opsec.

You have to randomly leave your phone at home for criminal and non-criminal things. That way, there's a plausible alibi that your phone was at home or on you at the time of the crime.

2OEH8eoCRo0  2 years ago

Here is a better pro-tip- don't do criminal things.

  • unethical_ban  2 years ago

    I bet you've committed at least a ticketable offense in the past 48 hours, unless you are a true hermit.

    Our laws were not designed for a society with perfect surveillance.

    • lostNFound  2 years ago

      This is quite the proposition. You think that the average person commits a legal offense at least every 2 days?

      What examples are you proposing? If you count speeding, sure I guess.

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  • stuff4ben  2 years ago

    where's the fun in that??? Live a little, be a little bit evil. Like 5% evil

    • I_Am_Nous  2 years ago

      Statistically if everyone is 5% evil, the chances of someone being evil to you in the course of the day is pretty high. That sounds like the makings for a downward spiral and "don't be evil at all" is much safer for society.

      Obviously there will be people who choose to be mostly evil regardless of what everyone else is doing, but society trying not to be evil in general is still the best case scenario.