Comment by pc86

The first "paper" I ever wrote was an anti-USA PATRIOT Act paper for a scholarship competition in 2003 when I was 17 where I was awarded $1,000. Literally the only thing I remember is what the acronym USA PATRIOT stands for.

Uniting and Strengthening American by Providing Appropriate Tools Required to Intercept and Obstruct Terrorism.

It really is one of the best double-speak bill titles ever.