Comment by anigbrowl

10 months ago

- Hello, I am a robot from Sirius cybernetics Corporation, your plastic pal who's fun to be with™. How can I help you today?

- Hi! I'm trying to construct an improbability drive, without all that tedious mucking about in hyperspace. I have a sub-meson brain connected to an atomic vector plotter, which is sitting in a cup of tea, but it's not working.

- How's the tea?

- Well, it's drinkable.

- Have you tried, making another one, but with really hot water?

- Interesting...could you explain why that would be better?

- Maybe you'd prefer to be on the wrong end of this Kill-O-Zap gun? How about that, hmm? Nothing personal