Comment by grahamj

1 year ago

> I don't see the need to completely obliterate all bacteria living on the surface of a part my body just because I touched my penis for a minute.

It's not because you touched your penis, it's because you're going to touch things in the world that other people will also touch and you respect other people's preference not to touch your penis bacteria because you're not a sociopath. Right?

Does an otherwise clean penis have meaningfully more bacteria on it than other parts of the body? I suspect that when I touch my oenks I'm transferring more bacteria onto it from my hands than vice versa, considering my donger mostly stays in my pants while my hands manipulate objects all day long.

  • It's the sweat production. Imagine someone sticking their hand in their armpit, then shaking your hand.

    Vs putting a hand on their bare hip, then shaking your hand.

    Also, groin sweat smells different and probably has extra hormones/pheromones in it

    • I imagine that every time I shake hands with someone.

      Maybe that didn't just remove their KFC-greased, butthole-stinky finger from their nose before we shook hands, or maybe they did.

  • Yes it does. Dark, dank places grow much more bacteria than other places. It also happens to be right near your poop hole.

    It isn't that hard to make an agar plate and put it under a lamp for a few days. Why you try a swab of crotch juice and a swab of face juice and incubate them each and see what you get?

It's always been my assumption that we wash our hands when we go to the bathroom for two reasons: 1. Wiping your butt can lead to feces getting in your hand. A lot of diseases can come from feces. 2. It's a good frequency to wash off whatever else you've been touching that day.

Assuming you go to the bathroom 3-7 times a day, that's that many opportunities to wash off the dirt you were digging in, trash you picked up off the street or someone else's hand you shook.

* because you're not a sociopath. Right?*

I think I spotted the flaw in your line of thinking.