Comment by ooisee

Guilty as charged—and totally intentional.

Turns out "I want a burger" beats "we have equivalent burger at home" every time—even when the home solution is objectively better.

So yes, this reads like "What my goldfish taught me about microservices." But unlike those posts, this story has no moral—just nerdy fun with enterprise software roasting.

Sometimes you gotta speak the language they actually read there +)).