Comment by ZeljkoS

Flix FAQ (https://flix.dev/faq/) starts normal, but becomes increasingly more hilarious towards the end :D

Some gems:

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Q: Wait, division by zero is zero, really?

A: Yes. But focusing on this is a bit like focusing on the color of the seats in a spacecraft.

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Q: "This site requires JavaScript"

A: People who have criticized the website for using JavaScript: [1], [2], [3], [4], [5].

People who have offered to help refactor the site to use static html: 0.

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Q: I was disappointed to learn that Flix has feature X instead of my favorite feature Y.

A: We are deeply sorry to have let you down.

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Q: This is – by far – the worst syntax I have ever seen in a functional language. Semicolons, braces, symbolic soup, et al. It is like if Scala, Java and Haskell had a one night stand in the center of Chernobyl.

A: Quite an achievement, wouldn't you say?