Comment by x0x0 7 months ago Keith Richards is alive. Hard to think of a more improbable thing. 11 comments x0x0 Reply thr0waway001 7 months ago Please implore your children and children’s children to leave a better world for Keith Richards. FireBeyond 7 months ago Keith Richards actually died sometime in 1983, but the doctors forgot to tell him. bitwize 7 months ago Occasionally he spends a year dead for tax purposes. EvanAnderson 7 months ago I once saw him described as an animate assemblage of drugs. metadaemon 7 months ago Did you mean a better world than Keith? EvanAnderson 7 months ago Presumably Keith will outlast your children. elwell 7 months ago /whoosh/ 1 reply → doubled112 7 months ago I always assumed it was the drugs keeping him going, but in reality I think he quit them a long time ago. bigmattystyles 7 months ago I always liked the bill hicks bit about him finding another ledge.
thr0waway001 7 months ago Please implore your children and children’s children to leave a better world for Keith Richards. FireBeyond 7 months ago Keith Richards actually died sometime in 1983, but the doctors forgot to tell him. bitwize 7 months ago Occasionally he spends a year dead for tax purposes. EvanAnderson 7 months ago I once saw him described as an animate assemblage of drugs. metadaemon 7 months ago Did you mean a better world than Keith? EvanAnderson 7 months ago Presumably Keith will outlast your children. elwell 7 months ago /whoosh/ 1 reply →
FireBeyond 7 months ago Keith Richards actually died sometime in 1983, but the doctors forgot to tell him. bitwize 7 months ago Occasionally he spends a year dead for tax purposes. EvanAnderson 7 months ago I once saw him described as an animate assemblage of drugs.
metadaemon 7 months ago Did you mean a better world than Keith? EvanAnderson 7 months ago Presumably Keith will outlast your children. elwell 7 months ago /whoosh/ 1 reply →
doubled112 7 months ago I always assumed it was the drugs keeping him going, but in reality I think he quit them a long time ago.
Please implore your children and children’s children to leave a better world for Keith Richards.
Keith Richards actually died sometime in 1983, but the doctors forgot to tell him.
Occasionally he spends a year dead for tax purposes.
I once saw him described as an animate assemblage of drugs.
Did you mean a better world than Keith?
Presumably Keith will outlast your children.
/whoosh/
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I always assumed it was the drugs keeping him going, but in reality I think he quit them a long time ago.
I always liked the bill hicks bit about him finding another ledge.