Comment by thr0waway001 7 months ago Please implore your children and children’s children to leave a better world for Keith Richards. 7 comments thr0waway001 Reply FireBeyond 7 months ago Keith Richards actually died sometime in 1983, but the doctors forgot to tell him. bitwize 7 months ago Occasionally he spends a year dead for tax purposes. EvanAnderson 7 months ago I once saw him described as an animate assemblage of drugs. metadaemon 7 months ago Did you mean a better world than Keith? EvanAnderson 7 months ago Presumably Keith will outlast your children. elwell 7 months ago /whoosh/ racl101 7 months ago yup
FireBeyond 7 months ago Keith Richards actually died sometime in 1983, but the doctors forgot to tell him. bitwize 7 months ago Occasionally he spends a year dead for tax purposes. EvanAnderson 7 months ago I once saw him described as an animate assemblage of drugs.
metadaemon 7 months ago Did you mean a better world than Keith? EvanAnderson 7 months ago Presumably Keith will outlast your children. elwell 7 months ago /whoosh/ racl101 7 months ago yup
Keith Richards actually died sometime in 1983, but the doctors forgot to tell him.
Occasionally he spends a year dead for tax purposes.
I once saw him described as an animate assemblage of drugs.
Did you mean a better world than Keith?
Presumably Keith will outlast your children.
/whoosh/
yup