Comment by jamal-kumar

6 months ago

The videos where people try to do the 10,000+ drinks are pretty funny but the ones where people are just straight up frustrated their order isn't getting interpreted correctly are also telling [1]. I've also heard of employees intentionally breaking these kiosks or AI things in this way just to make their own job easier because these things messing up all the time are just getting in the way of their burger flipping and making things complicated. I thought they kept beta testing of new flavours to a few locations in Orange County, you think they'd do the same for large software rollouts

[1] https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bsTFEgFAAjY

I went through phone support hell yesterday with T-Mobile who is also using a bot now rather than a normal phone tree. It even dynamically generated "phone-tree-like" options later on in different orders and depth later on, all incorrect. It was pure wtf.

me: "I need to swap sims"

bot: "Ok, how do you want to apply your bill payment"?

me: "No, sims"

bot: "Ok your payment options on file are XXXXX"

me: "Are you fucking retarded"

bot: "I see you have a trade-in, do you want to help with your trade in?"

me: "......"

Yea, had to go to a store. I am porting out of shiT-Mobile to Google Fi in a few weeks.

  • Angrily request an operator and threaten to sue. That will elevate the priority if any sentiment analysis is in place and get you into the queue for a human.

    • There used to be some automated systems that would detect curse words and escalate you.

      It seems to work less these days, but in the past I would get a robot voice on the other end and just calmly start going “piss shit fuck damn ass” and it would connect me to a human operator.

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    • I think this option is being phased out, it seems increasingly hard to ever find a way to talk to a real human on most corporate IVR systems. I've cursed and threatened many AI-based IVR systems and most of the time, the AI would just say "I don't understand. Goodbye" and disconnect me.

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  • In case you are switching for better coverage, Google Fi now only uses T-Mobile towers. In my experience in a rural area, it's declining in coverage so badly that I'm switching carriers.

  • I never try to deal with phone or internet providers by phone or internet. Always go to the store.

    • Phone CSRs can do more than the folks at T-Mobile stores can these days. The stores mostly exist for retail sales. I presume this also applies to VZW and T.

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    • Went to shiT-Mobile in store. Only two employees working, one preoccupied with a customer that apparently is months late on their bill and demanding to be let back in, and was presenting a expired ID. The second one was a couple which based on their conversations and look, were replacing the phone lines for their mafia crime family.

      Had a 1 hour wait to basically do a 2 minute fucking ESIM swap. No, fuck that.

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    • Last time I went to a T Mobile store for an account question they told me to call their number anyway

  • None of this even needs a phone call, they could have a highschooler spend a weekend writing an HTML form.

    It's amazing just how inefficient large corporations are.

That man's rage and his buddy's laughter made my morning.

  • It is funny.

    But the not funny part is the (shitty) use of dark-patterns.

    Note the prompt-on-repeat is "and your drink?" instead of "would you like a drink with that?"

    Someone here clearly wrote the prompt as "Be sure to end each order with an assume-yes drink upsell", not considering that some orders may already include a drink.

    They're so hyper-focused on institutionalizing all the upsells that they don't consider the experience. I mean, I guess institutionalizing the upsells is the only way a system like this can pay for itself (easier to work out the kinks in a single AI system instead of training a million minimum-wage minimally-engaged humans), but these growing pains show how shitty it's all going to become.

    • > institutionalizing the upsells is the only way a system like this can pay for itself

      The vendor that sold the system to Taco Bell probably has "increases average order amount by XX% through upsells" as a main marketing bullet point.

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    • Are you sure he didn't just order a meal that came with a drink? If it's the same kind of point of sale system I used at my fast food job, a meal requires something to fill the "drink" slot (even if it's "exclude item")

    • And how much of a tip would you like to leave?

      And would you like to round up your purchase to donate to charity? (A charity we own and less than 10% of the donation goes to the actual charitable thing)

    • I kind of like the approach that, I think it was Wendy's tried... which was having better trained, centralized order takers at computers to handle multiple drive-throughs at once. A well-versed, clear spoken, native language speaker with good menu/product knowledge taking orders for 3-4 locations as a sole task is imo a much better option.

      Of course, the Wendy's nearest me seems to get something wrong with my order every single time. It's not the order taker either, the receipt is always what I ordered, just the person making it or otherwise getting it together just fails in one way or another.

      On the plus side, between the disappointment and increased pricing, I now get fast food maybe once a month. The cost used to be roughly a wash between buying something at the store and making it myself... that's not nearly the case anymore. And while store pricing has gone up a lot, most of the most massive spikes in prices are junk foods I'm less inclined to keep in the house. win-win.

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    • To be fair, in my experience working food service: the humans have to do that too. The up selling isn't optional. Although we don't ask on repeat...

    • I hate the dark patterns. Wendys pissed me off and I stopped going for years after a cashier asked me, "medium or large?" making it sound like a choice you had to make instead of an upsell from small.

      At some point later they (silently) made medium the default instead of small.