Comment by marssaxman

Thank you, this is very amusing.

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"Gold-Handled Vegetable Peel Laminator": https://anycrap.shop/product/gold-handled-vegetable-peel-lam...

"Pink Unicorn Slippers": https://anycrap.shop/product/pink-unicorn-slippers

(The $269 price was a bit of a surprise, but that must be explained by the built-in sound system.)