Comment by lionkor

2 days ago

Orphan crushing machine operator: "If I don't do it, someone else will"

Orphan crushing proponent: "Why should I pay for orphans not to be crushed??"

  • There's money to be made on arbitration of orphan crushing! If I don't do it someone else will.

    • Introducing “The Automatic Orphan Crusher 9000” complete with conveyor belt fed chutes and titanium jaws, no orphan can escape! Just place a piece of candy…”

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