Comment by kylehotchkiss

3 days ago

I would just push them all out of the way with my fire truck, I mean one fire truck could probably clear 6-8 Waymos at a time, right?

Fire trucks are very expensive to be playing bumper cars with

  • Modern fire trucks, and police cars usually, are built to be able to push vehicles out of the way. It's a very common need.

    (Not an argument against Waymo doing better in this situation though!)

    • > Modern fire trucks, and police cars usually, are built to be able to push vehicles out of the way.

      Not so much police cars, anymore.

      Back in the time of the B-Body Caprice and the Crown Vic, sure. These days with the exception of the Tahoe the most common police vehicles are all unibody platforms. Charger, Durango, Explorer, Taurus, and the rare Australian Caprice

      You can still bolt a push bumper to them and most departments do, but they have to be used with a lot more caution and a lot less aggression to avoid damaging the vehicle than in the days of body-on-frame sedans.

      Fire trucks on the other hand, yeah they're basically the opposite in that there might be a couple of Explorers or Durangos in the fleet but most everything else is a medium duty truck or a custom chassis specifically for fire service.

  • They have massive steel bumpers, pushing them away slowly seems mostly harmless (not at maximum velocity lol)

    • Although it would be amusing for them to do it at high velocity if the cars (and surrounding cars if any) were "dead heading" or had no humans in them for other reasons (perhaps because the humans had fled the vehicles upon seeing the fire truck headed their way!).

  • If we reach the point of needing to forcicbly move mass numbers of cars off the road for fire trucks, that's a dire situation where routine cost/benefit analysis has already gone out the window.

  • You're not gonna do anything more than cosmetic to the chrome bumper on a truck by pushing cars at low speed.