Comment by tyre
1 day ago
I remember when they were seeking approval to provide blow jobs on flights (free in business class iirc.) The only thing that they won’t up charge. They even tried to get approval to charge for bathroom access.
Wild company, but they are entirely on brand.
To be fair, consumers have driven airlines this way. They’ve shown that they’ll buy based almost entirely on price and suffer any amount of agony in exchange.
I just don’t find basic economy or early flights or shitty airlines worth the bad stress.
The advantage of Ryanair and a lot of the other low cost carriers is that they do a lot of point to point flights between regional hubs - for example we flew Edinburgh to Marrakesh with them a few years back which was fine and I think they were the only airline offering direct flights. Going via Heathrow, Gatwick or CDG would have been a nightmare and we were only going for a few days.
I assumed you were making some poorly executed joke, but no!
https://www.smh.com.au/national/ryanair-ceo-talks-free-sex-o...
> He then asked the translator the German word for oral sex. After being told there wasn't one, he remarked "terrible sex life in Germany".
It's not true though, they call it 'blasen'.
Which, of course, isn't true.