Comment by vghaisas
10 days ago
I've collected a list of fun stories of this form and post them when this comes up:
- Car allergic to vanilla ice cream: https://www.cs.cmu.edu/~wkw/humour/carproblems.txt
- Can't log in when standing up: https://www.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/3v52p...
- OpenOffice won't print on Tuesdays: https://bugs.launchpad.net/ubuntu/+source/cupsys/+bug/255161...
> Can't log in when standing up
This reminds me of a recent issue I had. I had just gotten a new laptop from IT. While picking it up from them, I had generated myself a password, put it in my password manager on my phone, and then entered it twice to set it on the laptop. Everything worked great. But when I got back to my desk, the password didn't work! I tried a bunch of times, watched myself hit each key to eliminate typos, etc.
I went back to IT and they asked me to demonstrate. But this time it worked! I walked back to my desk, thoroughly embarrassed. But a couple hours later I had to log in again and once again could not.
After thinking about it for awhile, I realized that I was typing at IT while standing over a sitting-height desk. Sure enough, typing in that position fixed my issue. I carefully watched what I was doing this time - something about the exact layout of the keyboard and the weird angle I was typing at ensured that I was making a particular typo I typed in that position - just a single letter switched to another, every time. Sure enough, making that one substitution to my intended password got me in.
It's worth noting that sometimes (incorrect) keyboard maps can get in the way.
If it's a key that you may not often type and one that is often transposed between regions, the fact that the entered char is not shown can lead to frustration.
e.g. " and @ are in different positions in UK vs. US keyboards. So user thinks they are typing @, but " goes into the box.
One of the more annoying things I've found moving country is the unavailability of keyboards / laptops with the layout I grew up with. I find it especially annoying as the country I'm from uses a US layout which I naively assumed would be easily available everywhere (and it is available but not without a long delivery and a premium price)
Side note: helping my French housemate with his uni assignments was an experience, none of the symbols were where I expected them to be
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No, that is why passwords are alphanumerical, keep your #€{*\$<€$<¥]+]!,’ to yourself.
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I’ve done this before as well. It truly baffled me because of how much in undermined me sense of being totally aware of my body. I truly believed I was hitting the right keys (I know how to type after all) and I never noticed any issue when writing normally, but only when typing my password. But of course I couldn’t see my password as I typed, while in other cases I would subconsciously correct any resulting typos because I could see them. I had no reason to classify typos due to standing as any different than the regular errors I might make while typing.
Almost felt like a bug in error correction loop in my brain, or maybe more like an unconsidered edge case.
I somes subconsciously correct typos even when not looking at them. It drives me crazy when UI design breaks this, like fixed-length security code / PIN entry UIs that automatically submit when you enter the last character of the code.
I also tend to memorize long (8+ digit) PINs based on the physical layout of the keys, so if I need to enter a PIN set up on a phone-style keypad on a normal keyboard or numeric keypad, or vice versa, I need to visualize entering the PIN on the original input device to remember it.
This always frustrates the heck out of me when it is the same mechanical keyboards but different switches
- We can’t send an email more than 500 miles
https://web.mit.edu/jemorris/humor/500-miles
Here's another for your collection.
- Putting the car in reverse sets off the neighbor's home security system. https://www.reddit.com/r/cars/comments/7k12fs/neighbors_hous...
Did this get solved? I think I read all the comments from OP but saw no confirmation as to what happened.
I don't think the OP ever returned with a conclusive answer, but I'm somewhat convinced by the commenters that it was either a low-frequency engine sound rattling the neighbor's windows or something to do with the car's rear-cross sensor.
You can add this one to the list: https://old.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/7p09ay/i_shit...
Office chairs are turning monitors on and off.
This is actually officially documented on the DisplayLink website as well: https://support.displaylink.com/knowledgebase/articles/73861...
This has been happening to me and I had no idea it was this. Every time I sit down at my chair the monitor goes black for a second. Never would I have guessed this.
Can't send email more than 500 miles away: https://www.ibiblio.org/harris/500milemail.html
And my personal favorite, "more magic": https://web.archive.org/web/20260103114654/http://www.catb.o...
Also this one, which originally came from Usenet days:
https://old.reddit.com/r/talesfromtechsupport/comments/cp48t...
This one about a singly-wired switch is in the same vein:
http://www.catb.org/jargon/html/magic-story.html
Here you have another one, although is not named like that: https://web.archive.org/web/20241112052925/https://cohost.or...
In addition to the others people have mentioned, I'd add "Debugging Behind the Iron Curtain"[0]
[0] https://www.jakepoz.com/debugging-behind-the-iron-curtain/
In a very strange coincidence, I happened to read that first story in a book[1] I'm reading, just last night! What are the chances?
[1] https://debuggingrules.com/
Obligatory mention of David J. Agans's "Debugging: The 9 Indispensable Rules for Finding Even the Most Elusive Software and Hardware Problems" where you can find dozens of such stories, including why their computer crashes when you wear a certain green T-shirt.
Listening to Janet Jackson crashes hard drives https://www.cve.org/CVERecord?id=CVE-2022-38392
Ok I swear I had a printer that would do some kind of internal cleaning noise thing every time I plugged something else in to a 120v outlet anywhere in the same apartment. I never really tried to figure it out.
What about the dog who barked before the (landline) phone started ringing?
The vanilla story is insane!
It's not real, but it's still a fine story.
How do you know?
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