Comment by anjel

these are basically like the things Yogi Berra was famous for saying, like "Nobody goes there any more, it's always too crowded."

and apropos this moment:

You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours. -- Yogi Berra

Thanks for this, it gave me many good chuckles. I feel like I see these kinds of lists less often lately. Does anyone know of some more recent good ones?

Not sure why but I especially enjoyed, "I've got to get my ass together", it's almost like a koan.