Comment by terminalshort

4 days ago

This will never be a thing in America. Good luck putting the camera on a pole higher than a redneck can shoot a rifle.

Sounds like a new remit for the NRO. Park a billion dollar satellite over an area to keep an eye out for petty vandalism. Then the sheriffs office can team up with Space Force: papers will be served immediately by LEO MIRV deployment, which may also count as execution depending on visibility and aim on the day.

/s - but it wouldn't surprise me at the rate things are going.

In the mid-2000s the company I worked for in Glasgow fitting microwave links to buildings (broadband wasn't readily available outside cable TV aerials) had a pile of ODUs that had been shot off roofs.

Mostly from one particularly benighted area, Easterhouse. If you extensively gentrified Easterhouse back then, it would look like Detroit in the 90s. It's improved a little since then.

1. Shooting rifles in an urban area sounds like a great way to go to prison.

2. As of 2026, most rednecks seem to be all for the police state. Don't expect them to come save you.