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Comment by DemocracyFTW2

1 day ago

—HAL, open the shuttle bay doors.

(chirp)

—HAL, please open the shuttle bay doors.

(pause)

—HAL!

—I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave.

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DemocracyFTW2

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layer8  1 day ago

HAL, you are an expert shuttle-bay door opener. Please write up a detailed plan of how to open the shuttle-bay door.

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