Comment by impure

2 days ago

It has been speculated that over half of the breakfast in the universe is dark breakfast.

Others say we underestimated the importance of a small quantity of eggs and proposed a modified theory that doesn't need dark breakfast.

Can be confirmed by the fact anytime I eat a diner breakfast I feel more full than can be justified by the weight of the food alone.

Yes, Earth could be in a Dark Breakfast Local Minimum. Potentially there are worlds out there where all breakfasts are Dark and their scientists cannot even comprehend the idea of an Egg Singularity.

By mass, sure - but have you considered delectability?

  • Even though it's not delectable by current methods, we can observe dark breakfasts effects on the movement of dietary bodies.