Comment by ddtaylor 6 hours ago Don't forget Winblows 11 comments ddtaylor Reply lelanthran 6 hours ago Another oldie"If you play the Win98 CD backwards, it summons Satan. It's worse when you play it forwards - it installs Windows"Ah, good times... :-) badocr 2 hours ago I have a "quotes.txt" from slashdot days with some MS jabs in it:> Last week, I left my 2 XP CDs on my dashboard in plain view. Someone broke into my car and left 2 more.> The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.> A Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer is to computing what a McDonalds Certified Food Specialist is to fine cuisineJuvenile some might say, but they still makes me giggle. jackdoe 6 hours ago I had to reinstall win98 so many times I still remember the pirate key k4hvdq9tj96crx9c9g68rq2d3 by heartgood times :) ValentineC 6 hours ago I guess I was more of the FCKGW generation. :) 4 replies → riddley 5 hours ago Outbreak Express! bitwize 2 hours ago It was "Outhouse Express" and "GruntPage" for me in the late 90s. I still use these for software I find particularly irksome, for example Conscrewence from AtlASSian. craftkiller 4 hours ago It was always "Microshit" to me
lelanthran 6 hours ago Another oldie"If you play the Win98 CD backwards, it summons Satan. It's worse when you play it forwards - it installs Windows"Ah, good times... :-) badocr 2 hours ago I have a "quotes.txt" from slashdot days with some MS jabs in it:> Last week, I left my 2 XP CDs on my dashboard in plain view. Someone broke into my car and left 2 more.> The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.> A Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer is to computing what a McDonalds Certified Food Specialist is to fine cuisineJuvenile some might say, but they still makes me giggle. jackdoe 6 hours ago I had to reinstall win98 so many times I still remember the pirate key k4hvdq9tj96crx9c9g68rq2d3 by heartgood times :) ValentineC 6 hours ago I guess I was more of the FCKGW generation. :) 4 replies →
badocr 2 hours ago I have a "quotes.txt" from slashdot days with some MS jabs in it:> Last week, I left my 2 XP CDs on my dashboard in plain view. Someone broke into my car and left 2 more.> The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.> A Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer is to computing what a McDonalds Certified Food Specialist is to fine cuisineJuvenile some might say, but they still makes me giggle.
jackdoe 6 hours ago I had to reinstall win98 so many times I still remember the pirate key k4hvdq9tj96crx9c9g68rq2d3 by heartgood times :) ValentineC 6 hours ago I guess I was more of the FCKGW generation. :) 4 replies →
riddley 5 hours ago Outbreak Express! bitwize 2 hours ago It was "Outhouse Express" and "GruntPage" for me in the late 90s. I still use these for software I find particularly irksome, for example Conscrewence from AtlASSian.
bitwize 2 hours ago It was "Outhouse Express" and "GruntPage" for me in the late 90s. I still use these for software I find particularly irksome, for example Conscrewence from AtlASSian.
Another oldie
"If you play the Win98 CD backwards, it summons Satan. It's worse when you play it forwards - it installs Windows"
Ah, good times... :-)
I have a "quotes.txt" from slashdot days with some MS jabs in it:
> Last week, I left my 2 XP CDs on my dashboard in plain view. Someone broke into my car and left 2 more.
> The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.
> A Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer is to computing what a McDonalds Certified Food Specialist is to fine cuisine
Juvenile some might say, but they still makes me giggle.
I had to reinstall win98 so many times I still remember the pirate key k4hvdq9tj96crx9c9g68rq2d3 by heart
good times :)
I guess I was more of the FCKGW generation. :)
4 replies →
Outbreak Express!
It was "Outhouse Express" and "GruntPage" for me in the late 90s. I still use these for software I find particularly irksome, for example Conscrewence from AtlASSian.
It was always "Microshit" to me