← Back to context Comment by ddtaylor 8 hours ago Don't forget Winblows 12 comments ddtaylor Reply lelanthran 8 hours ago Another oldie"If you play the Win98 CD backwards, it summons Satan. It's worse when you play it forwards - it installs Windows"Ah, good times... :-) badocr 4 hours ago I have a "quotes.txt" from slashdot days with some MS jabs in it:> Last week, I left my 2 XP CDs on my dashboard in plain view. Someone broke into my car and left 2 more.> The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.> A Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer is to computing what a McDonalds Certified Food Specialist is to fine cuisineJuvenile some might say, but they still makes me giggle. phs318u 44 minutes ago Greetings fellow old person. You totally took me back to 2000. And here’s me thinking I was the only one harvesting pithy quotes from /.I always loved the “doesn’t suck vacuum”, but amazingly never came across the Win98 CD line. Love it. jackdoe 8 hours ago I had to reinstall win98 so many times I still remember the pirate key k4hvdq9tj96crx9c9g68rq2d3 by heartgood times :) ValentineC 8 hours ago I guess I was more of the FCKGW generation. :) 4 replies → riddley 7 hours ago Outbreak Express! bitwize 4 hours ago It was "Outhouse Express" and "GruntPage" for me in the late 90s. I still use these for software I find particularly irksome, for example Conscrewence from AtlASSian. craftkiller 6 hours ago It was always "Microshit" to me
lelanthran 8 hours ago Another oldie"If you play the Win98 CD backwards, it summons Satan. It's worse when you play it forwards - it installs Windows"Ah, good times... :-) badocr 4 hours ago I have a "quotes.txt" from slashdot days with some MS jabs in it:> Last week, I left my 2 XP CDs on my dashboard in plain view. Someone broke into my car and left 2 more.> The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.> A Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer is to computing what a McDonalds Certified Food Specialist is to fine cuisineJuvenile some might say, but they still makes me giggle. phs318u 44 minutes ago Greetings fellow old person. You totally took me back to 2000. And here’s me thinking I was the only one harvesting pithy quotes from /.I always loved the “doesn’t suck vacuum”, but amazingly never came across the Win98 CD line. Love it. jackdoe 8 hours ago I had to reinstall win98 so many times I still remember the pirate key k4hvdq9tj96crx9c9g68rq2d3 by heartgood times :) ValentineC 8 hours ago I guess I was more of the FCKGW generation. :) 4 replies →
badocr 4 hours ago I have a "quotes.txt" from slashdot days with some MS jabs in it:> Last week, I left my 2 XP CDs on my dashboard in plain view. Someone broke into my car and left 2 more.> The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.> A Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer is to computing what a McDonalds Certified Food Specialist is to fine cuisineJuvenile some might say, but they still makes me giggle. phs318u 44 minutes ago Greetings fellow old person. You totally took me back to 2000. And here’s me thinking I was the only one harvesting pithy quotes from /.I always loved the “doesn’t suck vacuum”, but amazingly never came across the Win98 CD line. Love it.
phs318u 44 minutes ago Greetings fellow old person. You totally took me back to 2000. And here’s me thinking I was the only one harvesting pithy quotes from /.I always loved the “doesn’t suck vacuum”, but amazingly never came across the Win98 CD line. Love it.
jackdoe 8 hours ago I had to reinstall win98 so many times I still remember the pirate key k4hvdq9tj96crx9c9g68rq2d3 by heartgood times :) ValentineC 8 hours ago I guess I was more of the FCKGW generation. :) 4 replies →
riddley 7 hours ago Outbreak Express! bitwize 4 hours ago It was "Outhouse Express" and "GruntPage" for me in the late 90s. I still use these for software I find particularly irksome, for example Conscrewence from AtlASSian.
bitwize 4 hours ago It was "Outhouse Express" and "GruntPage" for me in the late 90s. I still use these for software I find particularly irksome, for example Conscrewence from AtlASSian.
Another oldie
"If you play the Win98 CD backwards, it summons Satan. It's worse when you play it forwards - it installs Windows"
Ah, good times... :-)
I have a "quotes.txt" from slashdot days with some MS jabs in it:
> Last week, I left my 2 XP CDs on my dashboard in plain view. Someone broke into my car and left 2 more.
> The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner.
> A Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer is to computing what a McDonalds Certified Food Specialist is to fine cuisine
Juvenile some might say, but they still makes me giggle.
Greetings fellow old person. You totally took me back to 2000. And here’s me thinking I was the only one harvesting pithy quotes from /.
I always loved the “doesn’t suck vacuum”, but amazingly never came across the Win98 CD line. Love it.
I had to reinstall win98 so many times I still remember the pirate key k4hvdq9tj96crx9c9g68rq2d3 by heart
good times :)
I guess I was more of the FCKGW generation. :)
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Outbreak Express!
It was "Outhouse Express" and "GruntPage" for me in the late 90s. I still use these for software I find particularly irksome, for example Conscrewence from AtlASSian.
It was always "Microshit" to me