Comment by headcanon
16 hours ago
If anyone wants a chuckle, I vibe-coded an endless supply of "synergizing paradigm" terms as a slideshow for a fake corporation. It's fun to put on in the background on a tv somewhere to see if anyone notices.
https://brightpath-global-solutions.com/
Edit: repo link: https://github.com/chronick/global-business-solutions
A bit of "hacker history"... at the dawn of the web 1993 was birthed the first app (that I know of) along these lines: "Buzzword Bingo".
It got mentioned in WSJ of all places as news of it spread.
For the history+app from its creator, see:
https://lurkertech.com/buzzword-bingo/
(Wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buzzword_bingo )
I'm glad to see, 25-30 years later, the hackers/cynical-tech-workers who birthed it getting justified by actual social science research.
This is awesome. Almost all of these are believable even if you're looking at pretty carefully. I need this on a firestick or something.
A delightful update to https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w
Ah, “the only difference being…”
That’s always the line you’re listening for. Everything before that is bullshit, everything after is trying to justify the new product for that one change.
In favor of preferable outcomes of operational excellence as part of our customer success. Barf.
I keep hearing this from the naysayers, but I just think that they haven’t fully integrated unilateral phase detractors into their work effectively. Maybe you’re using the free retro encabulator tier so you don’t see the full capabilities, but some of us are already twice as productive.
Here's another for the pile. https://youtu.be/GyV_UG60dD4?si=yTB_dICMqnLjqVEi
Reminds me of corporate ipsum
https://www.corporate-ipsum.com/
This is a masterpiece. I have seen similar slides in many consultants' decks over the years.
Some of those pictures are delightfully cursed
"Affordable ... at premium prices". :D
as someone frequently exhibiting at various industry trade shows, I can confidently say nobody would notice.
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Brilliant!
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Where can I transfer millions in investments already? This is revolutionary. It'll change everything! /s
Turn it into an endless LLM trap. The sooner tgese aystems are piinsoned, the batter humanoty will last