Comment by changoplatanero

9 days ago

I had to sleep overnight in the phoenix airport once. All night long a loud speaker was repeating at high volume "Caution: the moving walkway is coming to an end." I remember wishing that it would indeed come to an end.

Hit the E-stop button next time. The belt will stop and won't get restarted until the morning when a maintenance guy comes around.

No materials on the escalator

  • The white zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no stopping in the red zone.

    • The really fun part is that the couple who read those lines in the movie Airplane actually had been announcers at, IIRC, LAX airport. They must have had a great time doing the movie.

    • The actual quote, both from the movie and IRL is: "The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only."

Same problem at LAS, SLC, and DEN.

Whenever I have an overnight layover in any of these airports I now pack NIOSH certified ear muffs, along with an eye mask.

I look ridiculous, but I don’t care.

Female PA Announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

Male PA Announcer: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.

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Those walkways are only in between each set of gates, there aren’t any actually near gates or anywhere near seating. Where did you sleep lol?