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Comment by ticulatedspline

1 day ago

reminds me of an old joke:

"When I go I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and afraid like the passengers in his car"

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Polizeiposaune  1 day ago

The version I've heard a bunch of times had him as a bus driver..

  • BenjiWiebe  1 day ago

    The version I've heard: When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa; not like Grandma, who died screaming "Look out for that car!"

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