Comment by DonHopkins

Great idea -- just one suggestion if you want it to catch on: perform some IncelCultureMinning on the nomenclature.

You probably don't want people associating your work with abusing crystal meth and hitting yourself in the face with a hammer.

For anyone missing the reference, SNL has a pretty good explainer:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XMPLdiXB1k