Comment by Octoth0rpe
5 hours ago
The entire post is great, but the acknowledgements section is particularly excellent:
> Kubernetes (the dog), who was not involved in this incident but whose photo in the #incident-response channel was auto-tagged by the Slack image classifier as “container orchestration diagram (confidence: 0.31)”
> Some customers may have experienced unscheduled collaborative compute with external parties.
Reminds me of the hilarious "rapid unscheduled disassembly"
My favorite:
> This report was reviewed by Legal, who have asked us to clarify that the fox was depicted as over eighteen.