Comment by delis-thumbs-7e

> Meanwhile actual carpenters smirk, hitch up their trousers (or, often, not)

1. Carpenters are often women who like wearing skirts at work 2. Many carpenters are Scottish and prefer to dress traditionally 3. Carpentry is incredibly progressive career where many men wear skirts to work 4. Carpenters regardless of gender like to work nude

No, wait, I get it now 5. Carpenters let their trousers hang, resulting in the cleavage of their buttocks showing when they reach over.

Damn, I was getting exited over male carpenters wearing skirts to work.