Comment by scun
17 hours ago
> The results revealed that Jonathan has “unique gene variants in most aging pathways” including DNA repair, insulin regulation, mitochondrial function, and “low entropy” methylation, reports the study.
min-maxing longevity vs speed and charisma
I dunno, I think he's pretty charismatic. He has all these researchers wanting to spend time with him.
Sure but biologists will talk to anything. You know what happened to the other tortoises? Bored to death.
He's basically been networking for 194 years without ever leaving the garden
Yeah, but is he more charismatic than Bryan Johnson?
Wait till he gets his hands on turtle semen and peptides
My supplement company has a product, PeptiShell Vital Peak, that has been selling in volume to a mystery buyer for the past few months. Things that make you go hmmm.
The oldest gay tortoise there is. You can hear the grunts when he and Frederick are fucking from the other side of the valley.
To be fair, he's had 194 years to work on his charisma. At this point it's a choice
The hare really ought to take notes