Comment by written-beyond
11 hours ago
Too late I just shipped tsvhdl so you have a hardware implementation of the actual TS compiler. Why steal valuable CPU cycles from agent workflows, off load all transpilation and type checking to a dedicated TSC chip.
Too late I just shipped tsasic so you can have a custom-made board for every single application you will ever write.
I already started manufacturing 100 shipping containers of left pad machines. Taking orders.
Egg upon all your faces! I have released tsoracle, which knows (by unknown means) whether your ts compiles correctly, instantly!
Too late, I just shipped tsqntm, who needs silicon when you can use qubits to accelerate every state of every program all at once