Comment by simplesocieties

7 hours ago

Too late I just shipped tsasic so you can have a custom-made board for every single application you will ever write.

I already started manufacturing 100 shipping containers of left pad machines. Taking orders.

Egg upon all your faces! I have released tsoracle, which knows (by unknown means) whether your ts compiles correctly, instantly!

Too late, I just shipped tsqntm, who needs silicon when you can use qubits to accelerate every state of every program all at once