Comment by ltbarcly3
1 day ago
Wow a server that can help you manage your booleans. That's so useful. Let me just add one more thing to my infrastructure so my list of booleans can be managed.
1 day ago
Wow a server that can help you manage your booleans. That's so useful. Let me just add one more thing to my infrastructure so my list of booleans can be managed.
We are an unserious industry run by idiots and grifters. We deserve to be replaced by AI. AI isn't going to purchase a SaaS to store a fucking boolean.
My company has used 3 different feature flag services in 5 years, spent thousands of dollars, with multiple migrations and teams of engineers involved. All to basically implement `SELECT 1 FROM feature_flags WHERE team_id = ?`. Makes me want to blow my brains out.
managed in the sense that values keep getting thrown onto the pile and then people somehow manage to never think about or touch them ever again regardless of their temporary nature
This is the real problem in my experience. Creating flags is easy, removing them isn’t. We ended up building lifecycle tracking for it: each flag type has an expected lifetime, flags get marked potentially stale when they pass it, and you can see when a flag was last evaluated in each environment so you know it’s safe to delete. Someone still has to remove the code though :)
No, it gives you one pretty heavy way to not throw things into a pile. It doesn't keep people from making a mess anyway.
If you have the discipline to use this thing, you have the discipline to manage things yourself without this thing.